WHAT IS ALL OF THIS ABOUT:

I write about goblins. I write about Minecraft. I write about the collapse of American democracy. And then I bring in a guest expert to discuss melon heads. It’s part ‘zine, part unqualified journalism, part Garfield discussion board. It’s like Reddit, except only I get to post and also if I see even ONE sexualized drawing of an innocuous cartoon character then I’m shutting the whole thing down. I hate that stuff.