On Saturday, September 28th from 12 to 6, Real Goblin will have a booth at ParaCon 2024.

What is ParaCon, you ask? Beats the hell out of me. But I’ll be there. There will probably be bigfoots (bigfeet?). But come for the goblin stuff. If you show up and pull out an orange Post-It note and write down the word “Squonk” in blue gel pen, I’ll give you a dollar out of my wallet. Or maybe like a sticker or something.

Oh also it’s in Gowanda, NY. It’s at the theater. Ok see ya.